You: hold on fancy pants.
You: i'm talking iceberg


I laughed until I cried.

yeah. that junk was funny.

hey thanks... for some reason i looked up cakefart and now i have the image of a cake covered butt farting stuck in my head.

"Farting on a cake" made me giggle.

NO:

Nick@Nite:
If it was chocolate cake and a brunette woman, then you saw the same video as I did.

yes it was and i went from hungry to semi-attracted to kinda grossed out to laughing hysterically to feeling bummed that i wasted 2 minutes of my life watching a video about farting on a cake.

see, i did all that in reverse.

excuse my spelling

Stranger: hi
You: oh.. hi
Stranger: billy black?
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You: its you.
Stranger: me?
You: stranger
Stranger: it is me you're looking for?
You: how you been?!
You: its been at least a couple months
Stranger: kbye
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i cant seem to get very far

i got an italian that hates his government.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: you there?
Stranger: yeah hi!
You: must be in the bathroom
You: oh hai
You: you type slow?
Stranger: no i'm here but i'm smoking
You: smoking what?
Stranger: only normal cigarette
You: man, those things will kill you
Stranger: a West one of the philippe morris kind
You: i see
You: so you ready to battle?
Stranger: well sure
Stranger: are u a smoker
You: nice. alright i'm a level 300 paladin with 600 hit points and I just cast a spell of hurtfulness on you
You: no, I don't smoke. I cast spells
Stranger: well good attitude where u from'
You: from the land of llendvar
You: that is where paladins come from. Over the seas of kantahar.
You: you gonna battle back?
Stranger: no i'm not scary!
You: you can be an elf.
You: like a hot elf.
You: hot like fire
Stranger: proud to became!
You: huh?
You: so you're an elf right?
You: like super hot that shoots lasers with your bow of light
You: battling for the honor of your elf queen that is also super hot.
Stranger: o.k. i'll try to shot to someone tommorrow in the office!
You: don't wait. do it now!!
You: they are attacking!!
You: use your bow of light. take them down!!
Stranger: well i like to shot italian government!
You: you and I can combine our powers and go ripshit riot on the land of "office."
You: don't hate italians. Pizza is delicious, as is olive garden
You: back to the battle. Alright.
Stranger: well could shot deathly Berlusconi, please!
You: So, everyone in the land of office is from the nation of kludzarma.
You: Fine, Berlusconi is a freaking dead man.
Stranger: oh fantastic!
You: Check that translater you got. I think it's on the fritz and it's jankin up my battle plans. We have to unite man. Get off your ass, grab that bow of light and lets do some damage on these office dwellers
You: So Berlusconi is the first to take a lightning arrow to the face. Right in his fat, slobbery gullet. Dead, bam, before he even hits the floor.
You: and your like "suck on that kludzarmanite. (cause they are from the nation of kludzarma)
Stranger: well know if you could kill of the italian politics! you'll be my hero!
Stranger: And u will save our country from this black economic hole!
You: Hey man, we aren't dealing with politicians. This is a much bigger battle!\
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At first I thought Winston said that, not Andy, which was way funnier.

I have no idea why I thought Winston said that.

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You: Sup.
You: I said sup.
Stranger: Doing great.. you?
You: Well, I'm right fine, thank you for asking.
Stranger: XD Hold yer horses mate... So what are you up to?
Stranger: I just bumped into this site
Stranger: Bumped into some weirdos too
Stranger: XD
You: Well, cruising the site, trying to keep away from 4Chan /b/ tards.
You: It's difficult.
You: Soo many.
You: Soooo many.
Stranger: OMG yeah
Stranger: XD Tell me about it
You: Well, LOLCATS?!?!?!?! Rick Roll? RICK ROLL?
You: Ugh, pisses me off.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I bumped into this random guy who spoke spanish
You: I'd like to give each and everyone one of them a good Rick Rolling, with my fist.
Stranger: XD Let me join you
Stranger: *Takes out baseball bat*
You: Yeah, there are a lot of people from different countries on here.
You: *Takes out shotgun*
You: Well.
Stranger: But seriously shouldnt they first ask " do you speak spanish?"
Stranger: OR
You: Habla Espanol?
Stranger: " Are you a 4chan freak who has a thing for Rick Astley?"
You: Lmao.
Stranger: OMFG HILARIOUS XD
You: Lololol.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You've been converted
You: Never.
You: Ever.
Stranger: lol thank God
You: Shall I ever, never, ever, never
Stranger: XD oooh
You: Convert to 4Chan'sim.
Stranger: Don't want to imagine you praying in front of a Rick Astley cutout
Stranger: :| Do you ever wonder whether they do that?
You: You don't think I've never seen that, well... I have.
Stranger: Wow... How? Why? When?
You: Well, alright.
Stranger: If I ever saw them at it my eyes would have melt in self defense
You: So, I was doing a covert mission back in 1970 in Japan, right before they dropped the bomb, you listening?
You: Alright.
You: So heres how it went down.
You: I found the guy who I was looking for.
You: Except...
Stranger: ......
You: He was kneeling in front of a Rick Astley cutout, butt freaking naked.
You: I could only help but laugh.
You: This startled him somewhat.
You: So, he went for his sword.
Stranger: XD OMFG HA HA H AHA
You: I had a gun man, a damn gun.
You: But, this guy was good.
You: He deflected the first too.
You: two*
You: Then, I got him in the thigh.
Stranger: Ouchie
You: He threw exactly three, now count them three ninja stars.
You: One of them clipped my shoulder.
Stranger: eeeeeks
You: I was finally able to get him down on the ground.
You: At that moment, I heard a whistle.
You: A very loud whistle.
Stranger: What was it?
You: I knew the Enola Gay was dropping the bomb, the big bomb, for I was right in the middle of Hiroshima.
You: So, I looked around for cover.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: UNDER THE TREES
Stranger: XD
You: I found an industrial sized desk made of pure steel and lead.
Stranger: oooooh stable
You: It was built like a super awesome tank.
You: So, I crawled inside.
Stranger: And the bomb?
You: Eleven days late the USSR found me in the desk, thirty-five miles from Hiroshima.
Stranger: How'd you get that far off?
You: I had eaten small pencil scrapings in the desk to keep from starving.
You: The explosion, it blew me thirty-five miles away.
You: My enemy, had perished.
Stranger: Nice
You: The only remains I found was the cutout of Rick Astley...it was made of lead.
Stranger: XD Wow
You: We buried it in the Mariana Trench, 30 miles deep.
Stranger: HA HA HA HA
Stranger: We? who went with you?
You: Too this day, the image of him kneeing down in front of that damn cutout butt naked haunst me.
You: That's another story.
You: Would you like to hear it.
You: ?
Stranger: Go ahead
You: Alright, now listen up.
Stranger: I am all eats
Stranger: ears*
You: Ok, when I returned to his house in which he had perished, and found the poster, there was a reporter there trying to find the facts about what had happened.
You: I told her that over a glass of wine I would tell her all that had happened.
Stranger: aaaah pesky fuckers
You: So, from there we returned to her hotel.
Stranger: ooooh it was a chick eh
Stranger: ?
You: Well of course, I'm not homosexual, now, no more interupting...another outburst like that and so help me god, I'll cast my ninja magic.
You: Anyways.
You: So, we started to talk, let's just say, one thing led to the next, and she whispered in my ear, "I like fisting."
Stranger: o.O
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You: hey.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you a guy or a girl?
You: girl.
You: you?

Stranger: NSFW link
Stranger: thats my dick =)
You: i'm 12.
Stranger: bye
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oh gross. sorry.. i just realized i posted that link.. i didn't mean for that picture to show up.
david, can you delete that?

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