Just found out about this new site called Omegle which connects you to another person at random to chat with. Check the site out here: ->link<- and then come back here and post your chat log. I couldn't get very far:

---Begin Chat---
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: how'd you find out about omegle?
Stranger: a friend
You: was this friend's name.. Greg?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i love it, only done it once, but it is very neat



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello, is that Terry?
You: No, it isnt Terry. Are you Terrys brother? Cousin?
Stranger: I'm Terry
You: That is a dumb name.
Stranger: But I only talk to people called Terry
You: THat is dumb
Stranger: Yeah I know
You: Do you shave your legs?
Stranger: Only one of them
Stranger: Usually the left
You: I understand, best of both worlds. I once dated a girl that had only one nipple pierced. Same thing, best of both worlds.
You: We arent together now.
You: Do you work?
Stranger: She told me you had issues
Stranger: Yeah, I work hard for the money
You: Well I was young
Stranger: So hard for the money
You: I, too, have a job.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: Work
Stranger: Doing what?
You: Selling things.
You: Food
You: cups
Stranger: Nice food?
You: etc
Stranger: I like food in cups
You: Yes, it is tasty
Stranger: like cup noodles
You: I had it for lunch
You: no, no cup noodles
Stranger: cup o' soup
You: no cup o' soup either
You: Did you have soup for lunch?
Stranger: No, I had a sandwich
You: I had a taco salad
You: What kind?
Stranger: Sounds nice, that option wasn't open to me
Stranger: It was a ham, cheese and pickle
Stranger: in white
You: I am white too
Stranger: My bread was
You: where do you live, what state or country
Stranger: I'm in the UK, Yorkshire
You: I visited London once
Stranger: I have only been twice
Stranger: Where are you?
You: NC, USA
You: I am watching James Bond right now
Stranger: What does NC stand for? Sorry I'm a bit dumb
You: Hes from your side of the pond
You: North Carolina, sorry
You: I shouldnt have assumed you knew
Stranger: Ah yes, that makes sense
Stranger: I haven#t been there, I went to California for a month and Boston for 30 minutes, that's it for me
Stranger: I should see more of the US
You: Do you like James Bond? This one has Sean Connery as Bond.
Stranger: Ah Sean, my 2nd favourite
You: Who is your favorite
You: ?
Stranger: Roger Moore
Stranger: Cheesy but just what Bond should be
You: He is good too, I like the one where he skis at the beginning, dont know the name of it.
You: I have to tell you something
You: youre my first
You: this is my first time doing this
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I hope I haven't spoilt it for you
You: a friend on www.dumpoff.com posted this link.
You: and now here we are
You: talking
Stranger: Be careful though, it's packed with weirdos
You: maybe youre one of them, i will not send you nude pictures of myself and i do not want to cyber. or give you my credit card
You: are you one of them?
Stranger: No, I'm fairly normal
Stranger: obviously not completely otherwise I'd be talking to my girlfiend next to me but instead we are both on here
Stranger: which is quite tragic I guess
You: thats ok.
You: are you a boy? or a girl?
Stranger: I'm a boy, more of a man I guess
You: i wouldnt go that far, you shave one leg
Stranger: Good point
Stranger: I'd forgotten about that revelation, I should be careful
Stranger: Maybe I told you too much
Stranger: too much too soon
Stranger: I should go now, I have bees to wash
You: good day
Stranger: You too, be careful in NC

thats awesome.

I just got into a deep 15 minute convo with a guy who all but said he was writing a trend piece for the New York times about Omegle.. we'll see if it runs.

Great.. currently getting infiltrated by 4chan.. another service ruined with "So I herd u liek mudkipz." questions.

whoa, i got a mdkipz thing too
and 4chan

damnit

FUCK.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vienna?
You: vancouver
You: so close
Stranger: no it is not at all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I REALLY ENJOY THIS!

INCREDIBLE

offbeat that is not how you rick roll us.. you have to actually show the video.

You: hey
You: idk
You: what is that?
Stranger: i spelled it wrong
You: do you type slow?
Stranger: now I feel horrible
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I think slow as well
You: don't i only have one arm how is that for horrible
You: ??
Stranger: dosent sound too bad
Stranger: like at least your shirts always fit
Stranger: i think
You: well it is when your mom calls you gimpy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


so far, no good

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yi
Stranger: Hi!
You: hey
You: georgia right?
Stranger: i like bum
You: i like bum as well
Stranger: i like mens bums
You: covered in cactus needles!!
You: i think some mens bums are ok.
Stranger: oooo kinky
You: oh yea
Stranger: i only like mens bums :(
You: i like to think about broom handles and mens bums
You: then doorknobs and mens bums
You: then 87 toyota tercels,..............and mens bums
Stranger: how big are the door knobs?
You: wait, are these bums clothed?
You: doorknobs are huge!!!
Stranger: highly unlikely to be clothed
Stranger: just the way i like it
You: I see. I like to braid mens bum hairs with my tongue like a cherry stem
Stranger: :!
Stranger: can you do mine?
Stranger: it's very long
You: although if they aren't clean or from a third world country i hate getting the dirty surprise
Stranger: its all about the surprise
You: well, i only do french braids. is it long enough for that?
Stranger: if its not
Stranger: i'll get extensions
Stranger: just for you x
You: wow, you sure are accomodating.
Stranger: i can accomodate nearly everything
You: you would have to come to me. i lost my eye in a roof shingle fight in the 70's and because of my deep depression I am now 675 pounds. it's hard to get off my reinforced futon
Stranger: only 675? :(
You: yea. i thought it would slow down at 400 but i guess the higher ups have another plan. I'm going on a diet soon.
Stranger: please don't
You: oh yea?? you like em big huh?
Stranger: realllllllllllllllllll big
Stranger: the bigger the better
You: my boobs and stomached have graphed themselves together since I fired my in home nurse. She was stealing my cheese nips
You: I can't bathe myself.
Stranger: that is such a turn on
Stranger: do you have a loofah to get into those awkward places?
You: nice. i think I love you. do you like cats?
Stranger: i love you too <3
You: no, no loofah. only thing in reach is a loaf of french bread from a couple weeks ago. so it's like a loofah
Stranger: not a great lover of cats
You: don't like cats? I have 75 of them. laterzzzzzzz


best

COPYPASTA

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dear god, you better not be from 4Chan.
Stranger: having abandomnent issues?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: okay, continue
You: Do you know what 4Chan is good sir?
Stranger: I indeed do, my friend. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately-- what-ho!) I've come here from a different place.
Stranger: hehe. come.
Stranger: ANYWAY
You: And yes, I do, from time to time, have abandomnent issues, *insert sad face*
Stranger: ... Earl?
Stranger: dad?
You: Uhhhh.
You: Who is this?
Stranger: can we be a family again
You: And why do you know my name?
You: Son?
You: SON?
Stranger: it's me
Stranger: it's marv
You: Is that you?!?!?
You: Oh my god, I have found you at last.
Stranger: you promised us when you left
Stranger: you PROMISED YOU'D COME BACK
Stranger: I made you a friggen--
Stranger: friggen macaroni painting
Stranger: and you know what happened to it?
You: I'm actually E-Mailing you on the plane back from my business trip.
Stranger: ants ate it
Stranger: ants
Stranger: ate
Stranger: it
You: Sorry it took 2 days too long.
Stranger: I lost my train of thought..
You: I'm sorry ants ate you painting, but it's time you man up, your 32 years old and you play WoW.
Stranger: random act of subject switch
You: Why would you do that?
You: I mean, cmon man.
You: Geez.
You: We had it going.
You: We had something.
Stranger: don't tell me how to live my life
You: You have to comit and stick with it.
You: Or you're never going to have a long-lasting relationship.
You: Imagine the possibilities.
You: THE POSSIBILITIES.
Stranger: define "long-lasting"
Stranger: all relationships are temporary!
You: Well, your mother and I have been married for 15 years, so I'd say till death, or until she divorces you, or him.
Stranger: our individual perceptions of consciousness are but a part of the larger being of the universe!
You: Now now, just because you haven't had a girlfriend in....well...we will just go with an imaginary number, we will give it 10i.
You: Now don't you talk down to me with you're perceptions on the universe.
You: When I get home mister, I swear.
You: Your grounded from Runespace!
Stranger: not the belt please
You: Runescape*
You: Oh, I'm not going to use a belt.
Stranger: why didn't you teach me to throw a football
You: It's called cold, hard salami.
Stranger: like the normal dads
Stranger: a sack of oranges works best
Stranger: doesn't leave a bruise and lets em know who's in charge!
You: Because I was too busy doing sexual favors for your teacher.
You: Oranges, pish posh.
You: It's time you get a job.
You: You got thaT?
Stranger: question!
Stranger: if I'm 32
Stranger: and you and mom have been married for 15 years
Stranger: and you're doing sexual favors for teachers I supposedly have
You: Continue.
Stranger: I--
Stranger: erm
Stranger: ..
You: Lsot your train of thought I see?
Stranger: I question that!
You: You can't question anything!
You: Ok.
You: I'll tell you.
You: The.
You: Truth.
You: You're real mother was in the circus.
You: I met her when she was in her late to mid eighties.
You: She wanted to have one more child.
Stranger: but the--
You: So, I gave her what she wanted.
Stranger: the eggs, dad!
Stranger: they're--
Stranger: they're all
Stranger: gone
You: BIOLOGY DOESN'T EXIST NOW, OK? ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME FINISH OR WHAT?
You: Okay.
You: ANYWAYS.
Stranger: SEIZING
Stranger: SEIZING
Stranger: done.
Stranger: continue!
You: After I was so rudely interupted.
You: Okay.
You: Thank you.
You: Anyways.
You: As I was saying.
You: She was about 86 or so.
You: So, we had to artificially inceminate 14 eggs into her.
You: Then, for 24 days and 24 nights we had passionate sexual intercourse.
You: Until finally the sperm and eggs took.
Stranger: Lots of this sounds illegal
You: And then 9 months later you were born.
You: Prematurely, which acounts for left arm being 12 inches shorter than your right.
You: All of it was illegal son.
Stranger: YOU SAID IT WAS NORMAL!
You: She wasn't from this country.
Stranger: oh god, my whole life
Stranger: I don't--
Stranger: why now?
You: No, I said you weren't normal, I stutter when I say were and weren't.
You: Sorry about that.
Stranger: Why didn't I deserve the truth from the start?
You: Because it's time you start accepting the truth.
You: You were to young.
You: And too dumb.
You: Now you're even dumber, and just as young.
Stranger: On a related note,
You: So, I should've told you sooner.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: I'm the heir to the nigerian royal throne
Stranger: I will be prince in 30 days time

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi give me money please im too lazy to work
You: Ohhh I see
You: You voted for Mccain
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: so
You: So....
You: Where you from?
Stranger: do you like mccain
Stranger: from the greatest country in the world, america
You: Well...considering he is just a Senator that doesn't effect much of my life anymore.....I guess not...
Stranger: why did you ask about mc cain
Stranger: it was off topic
You: Because you asked me for money because you're too lazy to work. So I assumed you voted for Mccain.
Stranger: whats the connection?
You: Also, there really wasn't a topic beforehand.
You: Lazy and wanting money with no work = Voted for McCain
Stranger: that makes no sense
Stranger: voted for obama would make more sense
You: I voted for Obama. I'm an intelligent American. The rednecks too sorry to get off their asses voted for McCain.
Stranger: if you were intelligent
Stranger: you would have voted for john mc cain
Stranger: you probably voted for obama because he's black
Stranger: and obviously anyone who cares more about the country than the president's skin color
Stranger: is a redneck
Stranger: wonderful!
You: If by intelligent you mean 'someone with their thumb stuck up their ass' then yes I would've voted for McCain.
You: and I'm white.
You: Obama isn't even Black. He's 50/50.
Stranger: fuck obama and fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I will find a job on omegle come hell or high water!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wads up?
You: wads?
Stranger: ntg
Stranger: u
You: wut iz ntg?
Stranger: nothing
You: o
Stranger: where u frm?
You: NC u?
Stranger: woa
Stranger: singapore
You: f yea, my friend is from laos
Stranger: ouh dats cool

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, stranger.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: from america! you?

Stranger: poland
Stranger: male or female?
You: sweet.. my great grandmother was from there.
You: i'm whatever you want me to be.
Stranger: but in the real?
You: in the realz- i'm a tranny.
You: i was born man but i am all woman on the inside..
You: does that turn you on?

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I still have yet to find any amusement in any of these. I will keep checking back though.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you one of those immature male kids, desperately looking for people of the opposite sex?
You: where are you from?

Stranger: from the netherlands
You: no, i'm a satanist that needs babies.
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i was real stoked at first, but within 24 hours it wore off
a lot of it are dudes that post the same crap
-the game (whatever that is)
-cake farts
-mudpiks or whatever
-/b/_____ (fill in the blank, they put random stuff after it)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ayo
You: did you hear dimebag died?
Stranger: no :O
You: sucks.
You: he was my hero
You: i think it just happened.
You: rest in peace
Stranger: damn
Stranger: yer
You: yeah
Stranger: :S
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Hahahahahahahah damnit. That was my favorite so far Josh.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi i'm in a band
You: my name is jonathan
Stranger: hello
Stranger: Atleast your not david
You: you not rrrh rot
dot n dot n dot per rot
dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah
dot dot ki o ma gri a dot
dot ers a pa ta ko

some play to we
a dot think up a bite rah
sometimes you might
ooh ooh rrrh
we thought we might

dot be mer hot something
what are you ma ah
do bro what are mines is
dot ooh ooh
rot in dot n bite
ooh na na er na he
woo hoo rah
ate no hoo dot er ha
ya dot im wer rah

Twist
twist
You: twist
You: twist
You: twist
Stranger: im sorry
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